basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

ben/leslie, ben’s arm around leslie’s shoulder

flordemort:

every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad

Favorite potion:  Love Potion - Causes the drinker to become infatuated with the giver of the potion

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

deadspy:

When I find myself in times of trouble
Benedict Cumberbatch comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.